These Days I Tend to Lie

I'm Jacque. 18. North of Truth or Consequences. Just reblogging what I like or think is funny. Enjoy?

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twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

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buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

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thordoftherings:

i-choose-fit:

littlesouthernmiss:

What the actual fuck. Come on, lets make me more jealous of your core strength.

I always have to reblog this. Because for real. That’s amazing.

Tell me more about how pole dancing is just mindless sluttiness that requires no talent or skill, I implore you.
mochacafe:

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howtoskinatiger:

Silver fox by bllcullen on Flickr.
crrocs:

t-aaylor:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:
This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

Oh god it’s back

this post will haunt me until my death

wild-earth:

sweepmeup:

MUST GET A SAMOYED IN MY LIFE.

Cutest dogs ever. How can you not fall in love with them? :D

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kadyx33:


IM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

tardisblue14:

notmysecret:

penrose-stairs:

A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.

I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.

This post is my life.

A

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